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Hypocrisy is in our blood. We are as humans divided internally.

My American Dream

All silliness aside (And I am quite silly) I have real goals and things like that. I mean dreams I guess. Goals and dreams are sort of different to me.

My dreams are honestly very…humble I guess you could say. All I want before I die is a cute and nice husband that is A+ in a lot of ways. I want at least two children after I get married with said husband. I want a house and a job I don’t want to slit my wrists everyday for.

And I want a damn yellow car.
And really, the yellow car is important. I love yellow cars, whether it be a really nice car or just a semi-decent car, it just has to be yellow. I am not even a giant fan of the color yellow but it’s the best car color. Unique and pretty and flashy but not flashy like red, it’s beautiful.

I just want my American dream.
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My name is Emily. Uhhh I post porn and weed and uhhh shit like that anime and what not cute shit funny things what have you. Message me to see how awesome I am. My screen name on uhhhh everything is sleepyzombie or sleepykidisazombie or some alteration of that.

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