January 2011
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WatchThis is suppose to be hilarious. I am so gay. It’s funny to me. Don’t judge me…
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I have a roommate of the same sex that is not a...
thatswhatilikeabouttexas:
He would not be amused if woken by fapping.
Oh good lord story of my life. (circa 6 months ago.)
Day 2- Where you'd like to be in 10 years
I WOULD LIKE TO BE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN.
YES.
THAT’S NOT SO UNREASONABLE IS IT?
I just want a husband that I will love to death forever. And my kids dammmmmmmmn I will make sure they are well behaved and not be a terrible parent.
THIS WILL MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY.
I hope I am STILL smoking weed. Do you know when I was little before my Dad flaked the fuck out (and his Thai lady friend was...
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YESSS THIS VIDEO! THISSSS VIDEO!!!
jamesdeen:
undertheinvisibilitycloak:
ok this is awesome!
Herro
I love your James Deen posts.
This^ was submitted by greenbrowngirl
AND THANNNNNNK YOU!
:D GOD JAMES DEEN IS THE BEST! He is a man of talent. ;D
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fml
sugertitsss:
when you start sorting out your room, which involves getting everything out, and then you can’t be bothered to carry on but everythings out and it’s even messier than it was before.
Honestly, every single time I clean my room ever. It’s like you have a grand flash of motivation to do something crazy, like clean your closet or a dresser or shelves. And then the contents of...
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When people used to call me an alcoholic
I laughed because I wasn’t. If I was you’d think that every time I drank more than 3 drinks I wouldn’t be so tempted to projectile vomit. Yes maybe I get drunk as fuck ON EXTREMELY RARE OCCASIONS. Or rather over a week or two, I’ll drink 3 or 4 times and then that’s it. Bam. Done.
Fuck my life I just hate that having a good time is centered around drinking. Weed, no...
asdfasdf GOD NEVER DRINKING AGAIN
I puked all over Azaria’s back seat.
Ahahahahahahahahaha
And right now? I FEEL LIKE DEATH.
OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD TEQUILA WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME.
monolithicbrown-deactivated2011 asked: SHoT out for moi? :D <3
monolithicbrown-deactivated2011 asked: You're drunk posts remind me of the ones i did. :D
HANGING OUT WITH AZARIA AND EMILIA DERPHEROFDROOOERPP.
:D YAHHH LIKE MY TWO BESTFRIENDSASSSS AWESSOMEEEEE!
fukckkk I am so fdrunk. LOLOLOLOLOL SDRUNK IS SUCH A GRANSD UNDERSTAMENTMENT.
sdfasd
DURNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SOFA KING DRUNK.
dear tumbnlr
Im drunk shit.
shitiiiiiiiiiiiiit
I am slwoly getting drunker I just took like„„ LOLOOOLOLOL those are e”s lajsdkfjasodijflololololol
drunk
sleepykidisazombie asked: Take a shot for me.
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Dear Tumblr Friends
I am taking shots of tequila. But shots are no fun to do alone! So I’d like to dedicate a shot to you and take a picture.
Please just ask me right here. A shot will be had and a picture in your honor will be taken.
Things to do tonight
♥ Go to the store! And hurrrrrrryyyyy because they close at 9! :O ♥ Buy Dr. Pepper and lotsssssss of snacks! you will totally regret not later. ♥ SHOVE ALL OF MY CLOTHES IN MY CLOSET. -Except something that is sort of cute maybe a dress. ♥TAKE A SHOWER -Smelly… ♥TIDY UP ROOM. ♥Roll a blunt or two even ♥Make a STRONGGGGG drink.
♥WATCH SOME MOVIES/SHOWS/ANIME. ♥THEN WHATEVER...
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Day 01- Your Current Realtionship
Welllllll…..I MEAN IN A VERY TECHNICAL WAY I AM SINGLE. Because neither of us have formally asked each other out. And my brains make me on the fence about things like this. I figure somewhere down the line you have the “talk” where you figure out what road you are going down. What is it that we are doing? Are we dating? Are we just fucking? Lets stay friends? Be my mannnnnn...
Anonymous asked: why don't you make an effort to lose weight?
AND NOW TO THAT BLUNT SO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP FOR...
sleepykidisazombie asked: Dear me,
Why are you telling people you don't like sluts when you obviously love sexy things, knocking boots, and talk about all of these things constantly to anyone who will listen?
Why are you telling people you don't like sluts when you obviously love sexy things, knocking boots, and talk about all of these things constantly to anyone who will listen?
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I'm listed in Tumblweeds under herp, sex,...
I’m listed in Tumblweeds, a user-generated community directory that rates Tumblr bloggers by their number of followers. Find me listed in #herp, #sex, #multimedia
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Dear Gods of the Internet
PLEASE IT’S MY BIRTHDAY.
THE ONLY THING I ASK FOR TODAY…
IS TO GET IT IN.
OR…WELL…GET IT PUT IN ME.
BECAUSE GOD ONLY KNOWS THAT WOULD HONESTLY MAKE TODAY GOLD.
